This will burn the heart out of you.

If uploading things from my camera wasn't such a colossal pain in the neck, your eyes would be graced with the wonders of Aerosol Pancakes at this moment. And not just any Aerosol Pancakes, but Chocolate Aerosol Pancakes.

What is a Chocolate Aerosol pancake, you ask?

Why, it is just like a regular Aerosol Pancake.

And what is that?

Wellll, you know the cheese stuff, or whipped cream? It's like that, exactly like that. Only pancake batter. And it isn't all fluffy like whipped cream. It usually isn't as fun as the cheese stuff. It's more... drippy. And actually pretty delicious after you realize that there is a subtle difference between the dark brown of 'this pancake is done' and the very dark brown of 'this pancake is TOO done and needs some aloe for that sick burn.'

You don't have to mix it or clean up the bowl afterwards. All it takes is a few seconds with a hot pan. I am going to hell for advocating this.

Also today I ate a whole pack of orange Milanos with Sam while we struggled to find our Sim a man. His name? Mike Hawk. His hypothetical divorced wife? Yuraq Hunt. There were MANY jokes about this. Bad jokes. Terrible, terrible jokes.
Hey, come meet Mike Hawk!
Mike Hawk really wants to change clothes.
Mike Hawk needs to pee.
Once, I played a guitar with Mike Hawk.
Step one: I put Mike Hawk in a box.

SPEAKING OF COCKS. Guess who has a girl friend?
I'll give you one hint: It is me. I am confused as to how this happened and what is happening and what will happen, but whatever, I suppose there will be someone to make out with on this roller coaster ride?

Also, bisexuality invisibility is stupid and those who believe you can only be attracted to one gender are stupid.