Google Verb Meme Thing

For those who can't or won't watch that video, the Google Verb meme is a formula meme. You take your name and a verb and type them into google, and then you lol hard at the results.

Mackenzie needs a good kicking! 

um. Okay. I'm sure I... deserve it? 

Mackenzie looks like Jana Kleyn aka Special K woman. 

Okay. I'm down with that, after she gets the dumb look off her face.

Mackenzie says Tesla may become a takeover candidate.

If I knew what exactly a takeover candidate meant, I'd probably agree because Teslas are sexy cars. I got to sit in one once. It was a life changing experience. 

I want one. 

Mackenzie wants you to spend some time with the Naked King.

I am not making this up. I suppose it's a really good thing that it's a book instead of, you know, an actual king that is naked and lonely. 

Mackenzie does not support this post.

Mackenzie hates a creepy taxi driver especially when you're in said taxi alone.

HAHAHAHA, oh jeez. Anyone who's watched Sherlock BBC should feel the same way. (Spoilers: the first episode's villain was a cabbie that drove people to an abandoned place and then had them chew a poison pill.)

Mackenzie asks Janet for a dildo.

You know, at first I was going to click the link to see what on earth it was talking about, but then I decided that some things are better left a mystery. 

Mackenzie likes it hot.

Actually I don't. It's been really hot these past few days and I have not gone outside if I could help it. I'd rather shiver than sweat.

Mackenzie eats the camera.

I love the taste of recording equipment. 

Mackenzie wears a tutu with everything...even her saint's shirt!! 

haha. Which Saints. Aren't there, like, 80bagillion sports teams named the Saints? Except that I can't remember a single one? There's probably only one and I'm embarrassing myself...

Mackenzie was arrested for peddling The People's Dread.

I... that actually sounds like a really good book idea. Someone sells people the emotions they need to get things done. If you're a crime boss, she sells you fear. If you're a father, she sells you respect and love. If you're an actor, they sell you adoration. And so on. Hmmm...

And to end it on a cheerful note,

Mackenzie loves to choke me.

Awwwyeah. That was actually really fun. I'm going to tag Paula, because Paula has a blog, and I'm going to tag Brooke, because she says she has a blog. The verbs are in the summary of the original video.