Google Verb Meme Thing

For those who can't or won't watch that video, the Google Verb meme is a formula meme. You take your name and a verb and type them into google, and then you lol hard at the results.

Mackenzie needs a good kicking! 

um. Okay. I'm sure I... deserve it? 

Mackenzie looks like Jana Kleyn aka Special K woman. 

Okay. I'm down with that, after she gets the dumb look off her face.

Mackenzie says Tesla may become a takeover candidate.

If I knew what exactly a takeover candidate meant, I'd probably agree because Teslas are sexy cars. I got to sit in one once. It was a life changing experience. 

I want one. 

Mackenzie wants you to spend some time with the Naked King.

I am not making this up. I suppose it's a really good thing that it's a book instead of, you know, an actual king that is naked and lonely. 

Mackenzie does not support this post.

Mackenzie hates a creepy taxi driver especially when you're in said taxi alone.

HAHAHAHA, oh jeez. Anyone who's watched Sherlock BBC should feel the same way. (Spoilers: the first episode's villain was a cabbie that drove people to an abandoned place and then had them chew a poison pill.)

Mackenzie asks Janet for a dildo.

You know, at first I was going to click the link to see what on earth it was talking about, but then I decided that some things are better left a mystery. 

Mackenzie likes it hot.

Actually I don't. It's been really hot these past few days and I have not gone outside if I could help it. I'd rather shiver than sweat.

Mackenzie eats the camera.

I love the taste of recording equipment. 

Mackenzie wears a tutu with everything...even her saint's shirt!! 

haha. Which Saints. Aren't there, like, 80bagillion sports teams named the Saints? Except that I can't remember a single one? There's probably only one and I'm embarrassing myself...

Mackenzie was arrested for peddling The People's Dread.

I... that actually sounds like a really good book idea. Someone sells people the emotions they need to get things done. If you're a crime boss, she sells you fear. If you're a father, she sells you respect and love. If you're an actor, they sell you adoration. And so on. Hmmm...

And to end it on a cheerful note,

Mackenzie loves to choke me.

Awwwyeah. That was actually really fun. I'm going to tag Paula, because Paula has a blog, and I'm going to tag Brooke, because she says she has a blog. The verbs are in the summary of the original video. 

A Treatise on Posting

My name is Mackenzie Bray, I am sixteen years old, and I have not written anything I have been proud of for about six months. That is a 36th of my life, so I suppose I'm rather bothered about that. I like writing, but something I like more than writing is reading, and I've been doing a lot of reading.

I've been reading about asexuality and demisexuality. I've been reading about minorities becoming less minor. I've started reading A Study in Scarlet, by Sir Arthur Doyle.

...I also sound like a pretentious wannabe, so I might as well mention that I've also been reading about satanic owls.

My favorite is the one in the middle. 

But all this reading reminded me that I wanted to do some writing again. I'm in Journalism at school. In fact, you might be here because of that. If so, hello! I do NaNoWriMo, which I will be discussing more during November, and that has a hell of a lot of writing in it. I have a handy application called WriteOrDie. And yes, no writing.

And I love writing. 

So, these are the terms of this blog.

• I will update at least once a week, and a week is defined by ending on Friday. 
• I will discuss whatever I feel like discussing, be it homophobia, kittens, books, my own sexuality, pretty dresses, ect. I will also feel free to upload as many amusing GIFs as I choose.
• On that subject,
  
  
• I will NOT discuss how much I hate updating.
• I will update whether or not I have comments, though I hope I will have comments? 
• I will laugh hard at anons who try to troll me. Laugh hard, that is, from the safety of the real world, from which I will not respond. I have been told not to feed trolls, because feeding them only adds to their delishus lulz. 
• I will try not to swear too much. There are KIDS on the internet these days. 

I will begin... NOW.